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• "You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you."
• - Colin Firth((Darcy's proposal to Elizabeth Bennett in Pride and Prejudice))

• "I'd like to move us right to Peter Gibbons. We had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him."
• - Bob Slydell(Office Space)

• "I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".
• - Bob Slydell(Office Space)

• "Photoshop: because some people have way too much time."
  
• - Screen Savers(Tech TV)

• "Oh my God! You put a living room where the crack den used to be!"
  
• - Carson Kressley(Queer Eye for the Straight Guy)

• "Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do."
• - David Brent(The Office)

• Statler: I really enjoy good music.
  Waldorf: What's that got to do with what we just heard?
  Statler: Nothing, just thought I'd mention it.
  
• - The Muppet Show

• "My pet rock attacked my best friend so we had to put it down."
  
• - Hal Sparks(I love the 70's)

• "Hey, little girl, bad news. Your mom's dead and she was a slut. We don't know who your dad is. It's probably one of these two men, so go live with them."
• - Joel Stein((on 'My Two Dads') I love the 80's)

• "I was free-basing Chicken McNuggets all through the '80s"
• - Mo Rocca(I love the 80's)

• "It taught me to hate the government. The government will come into your house, and they will try to take away your alien pet."
• - Hal Sparks((on ET) I love the 80's)

• "We used to draw a line of chalk on the sidewalk and say, "Look: Smurf people on this side; Strawberry Shortcake people over there. And you Care Bear jerk-offs can just stick off the sidewalk entirely."
• - Hal Sparks(I love the 80's)

• Helen Morgendorffer: You gloss over everything with a cynical joke and no one knows what you really believe in.
  Daria: A-ha. So my evil plan is working.
  
• - Helen and Daria(Daria)

• Trent: Daria, do you ever feel like you are wasting your life?
  Daria: Only when I'm awake.
• - Daria and Trent(Daria)

• Holden: So, uh, what do you wanna do tonight?
  Banky Edwards: Mmm, get a pizza, watch "Degrassi Jr. High."
  Holden: You got a weird thing for Canadian melodrama.
  Banky Edwards: I got a weird thing for girls who say "aboot."
• - Holden and Banky(Chasing Amy)

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