90 quotes  life

• "Love and stoplights can be so cruel."
• - Sesame Street

57 quotes  humor

• "Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."
• - Jack Handy(Deep Thoughts)

40 quotes  other

• "No sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you."
  
• - Stewie Griffin(Family Guy)