I’m sitting in the dentist chair this afternoon listening the easy-listening adult contemporary shit they have pumping through the speakers (i.e. “Why” by Annie Lennox, “Melt With You” by Modern English) waiting for my teeth to get clean.

I like listening to calm music at places like the dentist and doctor offices, it centers me. The issue is while I laying back waiting for the next non-offensive tune, Nirvana starts playing. Nirvana. This is when I start feeling old. Nirvana is now easy-listening. Nirvana! Holy shit, this just floors me and for the next thirty minutes I keep thinking how Nirvana changed music, they introduced a new genre and I’m apparently not a spring chicken anymore.

Is this how it felt when the Beatles went the oldies station?

What a sad day.